AFTER THE FUNERAL
You buried her. Now what?
You did it.
You lit the match.
You burned her rules.
You buried the Good Girl.
But now the ashes are settling — and you’re staring into a mirror wondering:
“Who the hell am I now?”
That’s where this begins.
This is not coaching.
This is containment for the chaos.
A sacred container for the void between who you were…and who you’re about to become.
What Is After The Funeral?
A 60-minute private ritual session with the Mythmaker of Dangerous Women — Nicole Hate.
You’ll sit inside the aftermath.
Not to fix. Not to process.
To architect the woman who just rose from the fire.
Inside This Session, You’ll:
Integrate your Good Girl death — emotionally, energetically, and symbolically.
Name the Archetype that rose from the ashes.
Unpack the whispers (and screams) that showed up after the funeral.
Why You Need This
Because transformation without integration is trauma.
Because when you kill a version of yourself, you need a priestess to walk you back into the world reborn.
Because your Dangerous Woman deserves a throne, not confusion.
1 Session.
1 Myth.
1 Unapologetic rebirth that sticks.
Warning:
This is not for women who want to “talk it out.”
This is for women ready to step into their myth and never go back.
Final Words
The world will try to resurrect your Good Girl the minute you leave the ritual.
This session makes damn sure she stays dead.
Let’s build what rose from her fire.
Let’s name the dangerous woman who just arrived.
1 Session.
1 Myth.
1 Unapologetic rebirth that sticks.
Because funerals are just the beginning.
You buried her. Now what?
You did it.
You lit the match.
You burned her rules.
You buried the Good Girl.
But now the ashes are settling — and you’re staring into a mirror wondering:
“Who the hell am I now?”
That’s where this begins.
This is not coaching.
This is containment for the chaos.
A sacred container for the void between who you were…and who you’re about to become.
What Is After The Funeral?
A 60-minute private ritual session with the Mythmaker of Dangerous Women — Nicole Hate.
You’ll sit inside the aftermath.
Not to fix. Not to process.
To architect the woman who just rose from the fire.
Inside This Session, You’ll:
Integrate your Good Girl death — emotionally, energetically, and symbolically.
Name the Archetype that rose from the ashes.
Unpack the whispers (and screams) that showed up after the funeral.
Why You Need This
Because transformation without integration is trauma.
Because when you kill a version of yourself, you need a priestess to walk you back into the world reborn.
Because your Dangerous Woman deserves a throne, not confusion.
1 Session.
1 Myth.
1 Unapologetic rebirth that sticks.
Warning:
This is not for women who want to “talk it out.”
This is for women ready to step into their myth and never go back.
Final Words
The world will try to resurrect your Good Girl the minute you leave the ritual.
This session makes damn sure she stays dead.
Let’s build what rose from her fire.
Let’s name the dangerous woman who just arrived.
1 Session.
1 Myth.
1 Unapologetic rebirth that sticks.
Because funerals are just the beginning.
You buried her. Now what?
You did it.
You lit the match.
You burned her rules.
You buried the Good Girl.
But now the ashes are settling — and you’re staring into a mirror wondering:
“Who the hell am I now?”
That’s where this begins.
This is not coaching.
This is containment for the chaos.
A sacred container for the void between who you were…and who you’re about to become.
What Is After The Funeral?
A 60-minute private ritual session with the Mythmaker of Dangerous Women — Nicole Hate.
You’ll sit inside the aftermath.
Not to fix. Not to process.
To architect the woman who just rose from the fire.
Inside This Session, You’ll:
Integrate your Good Girl death — emotionally, energetically, and symbolically.
Name the Archetype that rose from the ashes.
Unpack the whispers (and screams) that showed up after the funeral.
Why You Need This
Because transformation without integration is trauma.
Because when you kill a version of yourself, you need a priestess to walk you back into the world reborn.
Because your Dangerous Woman deserves a throne, not confusion.
1 Session.
1 Myth.
1 Unapologetic rebirth that sticks.
Warning:
This is not for women who want to “talk it out.”
This is for women ready to step into their myth and never go back.
Final Words
The world will try to resurrect your Good Girl the minute you leave the ritual.
This session makes damn sure she stays dead.
Let’s build what rose from her fire.
Let’s name the dangerous woman who just arrived.
1 Session.
1 Myth.
1 Unapologetic rebirth that sticks.